Fata Morgana: a review

Adult Club – Muiden (Amsterdam)

Our first impression of Fata Morgana was one of elegance and privacy. Like the majority of its clientele, we got our first view of the club grounds at night, car tyres crunching over the long gravel driveway, lined by tall hedges on both sides. There was something reassuring about the intimacy of the surroundings. Indeed, lying just off the A1, only 20 minutes or so from Amsterdam, the location offers the perfect mix of seclusion and easy access.

The Club

The interior is by all definitions spacious, yet cosy. It was just slightly less refined than what we had expected, having seen the grounds, but still of very high quality.

Upon entering we chose to hang around in the sizable dance/bar area where we could also help ourselves to a decent buffet, had we wanted to. However, we prefer to keep ourselves light on the culinary side to be fitter to enjoy other things later and therefore, in all honesty, we cannot comment on the quality of the food. It did, however, look very appetising. So instead we roamed around, drinks in hand, discovering the adjacent quiet area with seats and mattresses and also the swimming pool and adjoining sauna: an ideal place for those who are particularly into steamy sex.

After 11:00, like most of the guests, we visited the lockers, where we duly left our clothes behind and emerged ready to mingle and tingle. The play area of Fata Morgana is a veritable warren of rooms, spread over three floors, where one can engage in couple or multi-couple play. Most rooms have a bohemian finish, complete with red damask-covered walls and come equipped with mattresses, beds, benches and all the sanitary accessories necessary for a veritable naughty night. Some rooms have their own special theme, including a dark room -which, as the name suggests, provides a particular stimulus for the tactile sense- and a light SM room, equipped with a leather and chain swing and other sexy paraphernalia.

Value for money

At €120 per couple, the entry ticket is not exactly cheap. However, considering the amenities and the fact that this includes an open bar and a decent buffet, it is acceptable.

Xander’s opinion:

I love Fata Morgana. The fact that it was the first club Aliki and I visited together might have something to do with it. We have visited the club several times and the level of the patronage has been different each time. But it was always a sexy experience and we have always found nice people to talk and play with! I definitely recommend it.

Aliki’s opinion:

Fata Morgana strikes a good balance between party atmosphere and a sensual environment. It is modern and super equipped -no smelly rooms or old mattresses here- but at the same time it manages to retain a mystic ambiance. The clientele is very diverse in age and appearance, but neither sleazy nor arrogant. I recommend it!


Our Verdict:

Clientèle : ⚜️ ⚜️ ⚜️ ⚜️ ♦

Cleanliness: ⚜️ ⚜️ ⚜️ ⚜️  ◊

Sexy factor: ⚜️ ⚜️ ⚜️ ⚜️ ♦

Fun factor: ⚜️ ⚜️ ⚜️ ♦ ◊

Value for money: ⚜️ ⚜️ ⚜️ ⚜️ ◊

Rijksweg 15, 1398 PN, Muiden, The Netherlands
Website: http://www.fata-morgana.nl/eng/  


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